Karta


Dodje seljak iz Gornje Sabante na autobusku stanicu i kaze:
- "Dajte mi jednu kartu do Japana!"
Sluzbenica mu zacudjeno rece da mora da ode u Kragujevac pa da pita tamo! Ode on u Kragujevac i pita za kartu do Japana,a ovi ga poslase u Beograd da pokusa tamo! Dodje on na surcinski aerodrom i pita za kartu do Japana, a sluzbenica mu rece da oni nemaju direktan avion za Japan, ali da uskoro ima jedan za Sofiju pa moze proba tamo. Ode on do Sofije i pita jel moze da dobije jednu kartu do Japana, a ovi mu rekose da nemaju, ali da moze da ode do Moskve i da odatle ima direktan let. Otputuje on do Moskve pita za kartu do Japana i ovi mu rekose da ima jedno mesto sledeceg dana.
Saceka on jedan dan, ukrca se u avion i otputuje za Japan. Posle nekoliko dana boravka u Japanu dosadi njemu i odluci on da se vrati kuci. Ode na aerodrom u Tokiju i pita:
- "Molim vas, mogu li dobiti jednu kartu do Sabante?"
A sluzbenica na salteru ce ljubazno:
- "ZA KOJU, GORNJU ILI DONJU?"

super-aleks
11.04.2005
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Komentari:

Leptir

09.06.2005 14:35:57
Not asking for next to me, at least surfing and buzzzig around on this page.

B2

09.06.2005 16:34:53
I won't be here today, but that is not a reason not to have fun:) If you need a spiritual lift, read one of my e-mails that I send you. I'll fry to stop by and see comments on this page, but my day is filled with different appointments and obligations, that I cannot avoid. Talk to you later.

B

09.06.2005 17:26:54
You didn't check your mail this morning, did you? Sure you get a lot of it. I am glad that you gave me a folder in your box. I did better on that, I gave you your own box.

B

09.06.2005 20:45:06
It's 1:40 PM at my place now.You still alive? Need CPR, could help you with that one. My license needs to be re-newed in two months. Guess a bit practice wouldn't be bad. Oh come on, it's so boring without you. You don't need to light the dark, just give me a few sparkles..... for now.

B

09.06.2005 21:30:53
You wrote: So far I have 6 numbers. 1st,3rd and 6th are the same.Second one is two less than first one. 1Third one is one more than first one. Fifth one is one less than firs one??? Need some help putting the # together? Just one hint: I could make my own phone number. If it starts with numbers out of my life, is it that hard to find out the rest. You do the math. I gave you plenty of numbers to work with in my e-mails.

B

09.06.2005 21:39:06
Or I could just call you and whisper my number into your ear. Right now I can't. I lost your number. Would you mind to send it to me again. Pleaseee? Around here people love my britisch english accent. You could at least listen to it once, but no you don't want to. You do? We will see.....

B

09.06.2005 21:59:57
You know, it is so peacefull around here.It's nap-time and most of the buggs (I like to call the children like that) are asleep. I'll just use the time to draft you an e-mail. I'll send it when you get back.

B

09.06.2005 23:22:43
Wanna use this one? SBC Yahoo Messenger? You'll find me under.......well maybe you don't want it.

B

10.06.2005 03:09:32
Even at 8:10PM I still misss youuu.

B2

10.06.2005 04:30:08
I see that someone had plenty of time today. Hmm... I hope that everything is ok, with the bugs? Talk to you later.

B

10.06.2005 05:38:31
Hy stranger, sooo glad you are back. All the buggs are home by now, otherwise all of them are under my controll, so no need to worry about them. I just called three substitute teachers this morning and problem solved. Used to deal with worse things. Sleep tight.

B

10.06.2005 05:50:36
Do you by any chance know a Dr.Shrink? I think I need to visit one. I didn't realize that I send you like 7-9 times mail today. Not counting how often I was thinking of you. Huuuhh this is scarry. Could it be, uhm, no no way just forget it........

B2

10.06.2005 15:23:01
It's probably exactly what you think it is.

B

10.06.2005 15:31:07
That I need to see Mr.Dr.?

B2

10.06.2005 15:54:10
Not that, I don't think I have any right to say anything about that part:) I was thinking second part.

B

10.06.2005 16:18:49
Oh no, no way, not me!!!!!!!!!

B2

10.06.2005 16:22:31
Why not you? You never been there before?

B

10.06.2005 16:27:00
Was just trying to clear the confusion about the part " what the hell are you talking about thing," Sorry I mixed up this bad. Well now, I kind of fell and I slipped even more into it. I can not affored a situation like this. Need some time alone. Will be back....

B

10.06.2005 16:30:57
Just this one. Sure, I have been there before. It can really hurt a lot. I don't want to feel pain again. No, I don't, I know I don't, I do not want to.

2LUD4U

10.06.2005 16:40:48
A long as you know what do you want. We can be friends, no strings attached.

Poslao/Poslala