Karta


Dodje seljak iz Gornje Sabante na autobusku stanicu i kaze:
- "Dajte mi jednu kartu do Japana!"
Sluzbenica mu zacudjeno rece da mora da ode u Kragujevac pa da pita tamo! Ode on u Kragujevac i pita za kartu do Japana,a ovi ga poslase u Beograd da pokusa tamo! Dodje on na surcinski aerodrom i pita za kartu do Japana, a sluzbenica mu rece da oni nemaju direktan avion za Japan, ali da uskoro ima jedan za Sofiju pa moze proba tamo. Ode on do Sofije i pita jel moze da dobije jednu kartu do Japana, a ovi mu rekose da nemaju, ali da moze da ode do Moskve i da odatle ima direktan let. Otputuje on do Moskve pita za kartu do Japana i ovi mu rekose da ima jedno mesto sledeceg dana.
Saceka on jedan dan, ukrca se u avion i otputuje za Japan. Posle nekoliko dana boravka u Japanu dosadi njemu i odluci on da se vrati kuci. Ode na aerodrom u Tokiju i pita:
- "Molim vas, mogu li dobiti jednu kartu do Sabante?"
A sluzbenica na salteru ce ljubazno:
- "ZA KOJU, GORNJU ILI DONJU?"

super-aleks
11.04.2005
3,90


Komentari:

bee

07.06.2005 21:46:06
Blond or dark? blond, not the screeming blond more the light ashblond.Want more?

bumbar

07.06.2005 22:30:56
I can always use more info on this topic.

bee

07.06.2005 22:40:34
Full time student or continuing education. The second one.

bee

07.06.2005 22:41:50
above 6'ro less? Well 2" less.More?

bee

07.06.2005 22:44:04
Relationship or some heat for myself? again the second one.

bee

07.06.2005 22:46:57
Single or bored? Nisam sama u zivotu, al' ni s onim skim bih htijela, kraj njega je moje tijelo, ali nije dusa cijela.

bumbar

07.06.2005 22:47:52
Book or a movie?

bumbar

07.06.2005 22:49:31
I can feel some desperation in that sentence.

bee

07.06.2005 22:49:35
Single or bored? How about this? Nisam sama u zivotu, al' ni s onim skim bih htijela, kraj njega je moje tijelo, ali nije dusa cijela.

bumbar

07.06.2005 22:51:49
Painting or photograph?

bumbar

07.06.2005 22:52:42
Yellow or blue? Green or purple?

bee

07.06.2005 23:11:59
I am just kind going back to my first or second e-mail.Remember?

bee

07.06.2005 23:26:14
Painting is what I do at free time

bee

07.06.2005 23:27:39
Blue favorite color and green for my eyes. You know a lot about me.

2LUD4U

08.06.2005 03:32:09
I do not, just doing a simple profile:)

B

08.06.2005 06:02:21
I don't even have that one.

B2

08.06.2005 15:28:20
Sure you do, you just don't know it yet.

B

08.06.2005 15:29:37
Wanna read a bit?

B2

08.06.2005 15:40:04
Not now.

B

08.06.2005 15:43:37
I can delete my mail ???????? Well it sure was nice for me as long as it lasted. Told you, you would give up........By by

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