Karta


Dodje seljak iz Gornje Sabante na autobusku stanicu i kaze:
- "Dajte mi jednu kartu do Japana!"
Sluzbenica mu zacudjeno rece da mora da ode u Kragujevac pa da pita tamo! Ode on u Kragujevac i pita za kartu do Japana,a ovi ga poslase u Beograd da pokusa tamo! Dodje on na surcinski aerodrom i pita za kartu do Japana, a sluzbenica mu rece da oni nemaju direktan avion za Japan, ali da uskoro ima jedan za Sofiju pa moze proba tamo. Ode on do Sofije i pita jel moze da dobije jednu kartu do Japana, a ovi mu rekose da nemaju, ali da moze da ode do Moskve i da odatle ima direktan let. Otputuje on do Moskve pita za kartu do Japana i ovi mu rekose da ima jedno mesto sledeceg dana.
Saceka on jedan dan, ukrca se u avion i otputuje za Japan. Posle nekoliko dana boravka u Japanu dosadi njemu i odluci on da se vrati kuci. Ode na aerodrom u Tokiju i pita:
- "Molim vas, mogu li dobiti jednu kartu do Sabante?"
A sluzbenica na salteru ce ljubazno:
- "ZA KOJU, GORNJU ILI DONJU?"

super-aleks
11.04.2005
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Komentari:

B

13.06.2005 20:15:13
Why would you say that? Any comment on the web-cam?

B

13.06.2005 20:25:16
That song i sent you earlier, well yahoo mail del. tells me: requested action not taken and so on ..... wouldn't take my song. I'll sing it to you some other time ok?

B2

13.06.2005 20:42:23
No problem.

B

13.06.2005 20:45:41
No problem, about the song or the web-cam?

B2

13.06.2005 20:48:52
Let's keep it simple, song:)

B

13.06.2005 20:50:21
Half more hour, and I'll be home. Is there anything about you, you want to share with me? I still do have a lot I would like you to know about me. So come on now, relax a bit a talk to me, please....

B

13.06.2005 20:51:12
So this means you like it simple and easy?

B

13.06.2005 20:53:09
It looks like you don't want to. Why? I don't bite, don't say I don't like to be bitten.

B2

13.06.2005 20:59:45
As far as talking about me, that is not going to happen any time soon. I really respect others people privacy, and mine is really important to me. I am not saying that I will not answer any direst questions, that you may wan to ask. But as long as they don't include my personal life. There are some thing that we all have to protect, you have your bugs I have something else.

B2

13.06.2005 21:01:53
Bites have their place and time, when they can be used, and this situation doesn't have place or time.

B

13.06.2005 21:16:56
Well, you are protecting a lot. Could I know what musik you like to listen to, What you like to do, to catch up with things that bother you. How about you horoskop sign? There are a lot of things, that dont afect you privacy that much. I respesct your need to protection. I now feel like a little out of place by serving you my life on a plate. I know, I know you did not ask for it for anything. Now thinking that you were so close to find out my work # makes me even more wonder....... And again I know you didn't ask for it. Like you said before "as simple as that". So how about your eyes, what color are they? Simple question is it not?

B2

13.06.2005 22:28:43
2 x brown - any kind

B

13.06.2005 23:00:53
That is not fear.

B

13.06.2005 23:01:59
How about the other questions? To personal?

B

13.06.2005 23:02:59
I meant to faer.

B

13.06.2005 23:03:19
not, not

B

13.06.2005 23:08:01
Please be honest with me.

B2

13.06.2005 23:44:37
What can I say, life is not fear. And I am honest with you, so far I haven't lied anything to you. I may be not too forward, but I am honest. And that's it.

B

13.06.2005 23:58:54
I thought and hoped so.What now about the other questions.

B

14.06.2005 00:03:04
I re-sent my song. Did you get it this time?

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