Rasist!


Ulazi Kinez u birc u kojem za šankom radi crnac i kaže mu odmah s vrata:
- "Crnčugo, daj pivo!!!"
Crnac vidljivo iznerviran, no još uvijek uljudan, pokušava smirit situaciju:
- "Ne razumijem, što ti je, čemu takvo vrijeđanje.
Što misliš kako bi tebi bilo da ti radiš, a ja uđem i počnem te vrijeđat...??? Ajde ti probaj sada stat ovdje za šank, a ja ću ući unutra kao mušterija, pa ćeš vidjet kako je to!"
Kinez se složi, stane za šank, a crnac izađe van i ponovno se vrati u birtiju:
- "Ej žuti, daj brzo jedno pivo!!!"
Kinez, mrtav hladan uzvrati:
- "Ne poslužujemo smrdljive crnčuge!"

Tuna
22.11.2004
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Komentari:

JOMBA

28.11.2004 00:19:41
SLABO....MILION, SVE NA ISTI FAZON...

666

28.11.2004 02:40:36
jomba popYs1 ga malo ti si zaprska u svakoj corbi

neko

28.11.2004 08:49:53
Podrzavam 666,ako ti se vec ne svidjaju drugi vicevi ne moras bas uvek negativno da komentarises,ajde da cujemo kakvi su tvoji,cega se plasis,samo znas da kritikujes,I sta fali ovom vicu,bolji je nego tvoj,mogu da se kladim!

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

28.11.2004 14:09:18
DOBAR JE, DOBAR... USTASA=MUSLIMAN=P|CKA

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

28.11.2004 15:48:51
Lying there cold after a torturous death Your life ended fast you took your last breath Dead in a grave, your final place The maggots infest your disfigured face Pus through your veins takes the place of blood Decay sets in, bones begin to crack Thrown six feet down left to rot Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck Skull full of maggots They enter your tomb - maggots - beginning to feast - maggots Crawling on you - maggots - now they eat you - maggots Rotting maggots - maggots - infesting your corpse - maggots Parasites of the dead - maggots - now dwell in your head Lying there cold after a torturous death Your life ended fast you took your last breath Dead in a grave, your final place The maggots infest your disfigured face Pus through your veins takes the place of blood Decay sets in, bones begin to crack Thrown six feet down left to rot Brains oozing black down the side of your broken neck

SLAVKO

29.11.2004 20:51:33
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Najsamti_ljeshvija

29.11.2004 21:38:52
glupost usput: morbidni crkni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

29.11.2004 22:27:21
CIM SAM SKRATIO POEZIJU, ODMA' ME PLJUJU. PA DOBRO ONDA... Captured by the priest of evil Deep inside the hive Hellish dungeon filled with undead Their rotting claws reaching for my Legs I hang above the ghouls I know they want me for their food Overwhelmed by deadly fear Hung above the Zombie lair Hanging by a thread above them Taken here to die Rotting hands reaching for me Their undead eyes see me as a meal They want to eat alive Mindless hunger in their eyes Filthy claws grasp at my feet Slashing wounds my ankles bleed Pit of zombies Chasm teeming with undead Death is grisly Lowered slightly now they reach me I scream in frantic pain Tearing off my feet with fury The pain intense below my knees my Legs have been removed They suck the blood from the wounds Voracious zombies rend my thighs They pull me down, my corpse they Will divide Pit of zombies Chasm teeming with undead Their jaws await me A gruesome end the Pit of zombies Reanimated to devour I watch them kill me They claw at my face And rip off my scalp Exposing my skull Arteries severed Gushing blood showers them drives Them mad raging mob A hideous feast Puncture my stomach and Tear out the guts Devour entrails Rotting zombies have torn me apart They gorge on my flesh Engulfed Consumed This pit My doom Engulfed alive Consumed by death This pit of zombies My doom is here Pit of zombies Chasm teeming with undead Their jaws await me A gruesome end the pit of zombies Reanimated to devour I watch them kill me

Mostarka

30.11.2004 13:12:38
Ma daj Jomba vic je great!!U tebe uvijek nesto slabo il je kopija!!!A jes dosadan morbid......

Najsamti_ljeshvija

30.11.2004 17:20:52
kako mi zivce kopas morbidno kokodakalo, treba te u ludaru smjestit do kraja zivota i dat ti Trium sa punjacem i kar4dzicev mladicev i milosevicev broj mobitela da razmjenjujete utiske iz dozivotne samice (ti u ludari oni u hagu)

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

30.11.2004 18:07:06
POZDRAVLJAJU VAS IZ SRBIJE I RATKO I RADOVAN! Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair? Ripping apart Severing flesh Gouging eyes Tearing limb from limb Experimentation, slow infection, internal decay Execution, need transfusion, body rots away Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine Ripping apart Severing flesh Gouging eyes Tearing limb from limb Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine Necrophobic can't control the paranoia Scared to die

Mustafa

30.11.2004 18:44:49
E sto mi se sta prca ako nece niko samom cu ga sebi staviti u guzicu toliko mi se prijebalo da vam neznam opisati a pjan sam ljudi pjan do bola

LL

30.11.2004 22:10:22
I see no changes all I see is RACIST faces misplaced hate makes disgrace to races...

Najsamti_ljeshvija

01.12.2004 15:38:39
ti si mustafa vazda pijan.... a ti morbidni si dosadan ko proljev

makedonac

02.12.2004 16:01:59
se . em ti se u vic

samanta

04.12.2004 12:51:43
cool

Marko jugoslavija

04.12.2004 14:45:56
Ma daj nezezaj jomba vic je bas SUPER.

Gitaristica

04.12.2004 20:37:01
vic je odličan!

usta^1a

07.12.2004 11:17:33
Nategnem vam svima gadnu četnikušu od stare. Dabogda vam u kući visilo sve osim lustera

Sa^1a

07.12.2004 20:31:41
Žuti ga uvijek zaj..

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