Koza


Došao Tarzan u Bosnu i vidi Muju pa mu kaže:
- "Dobar dan, ja sam Tarzan."
Mujo će na to:
- "Ma da, ne vjerujem ,dokaži"
- "Evo vidi ovu mačku." I nešto zamijauče.
Mačka mu odgovori i on kaže Muji:
- "Rekla je da si je jučer šutnuo 3 metra u zrak."
...Gle, stvarno zna, pomisli Mujo, mozda je slučajno pogodio i kaže Tarzanu:
- "'Ajde pitaj psa."
Ovaj pita i kaže:
- "Pas je rekao da ga nisi nahranio 3 tjedna."
...Gle stvarno je Tarzan, pomisli Mujo.
Kad Tarzan upita:
- "Da pitam kozu?"
A Mujo brzo:
- "Ne, ne, laže, kurva jedna, je*em joj mater."

mirnagirl14
05.02.2009
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Komentari:

Alija Izmetbeg0vic

19.02.2009 00:24:59
D0sa0 Tarzan u B0hshnu i vidi CAKIJA pa mu kaze: - "Sellam, ja sam Tarzan." CAKI ce na t0: - "Ma da, ne vjerujem ,d0kazi" - "Ev0 vidi 0vu macku." I nest0 zamijauce. Macka mu 0dg0v0ri i 0n kaze CAKIJU: - "Rekla je da si je jucer sutnu0 3 metra u zrak." ...Gle, stvarn0 zna, p0misli CAKI, m0zda je slucajn0 p0g0di0 i kaze Tarzanu: - "'Ajde pitaj psa." 0vaj pita i kaze: - "Pas je reka0 da ga nisi nahrani0 3 tjedna." ...Gle stvarn0 je Tarzan, p0misli CAKI. Kad Tarzan upita: - "Da pitam k0zu?" A CAKI brz0: - "Istina je st0 ti k0za kaze: kresn0 sam je st0 puta."

Realista

19.02.2009 10:43:08
Vic vec pr0citan, mal0 izmijenjen, ali 0dlican.

caki

19.02.2009 14:20:09
Ja se ne stidim,j=b0 sam k0ze,a i danas-dan kad idem u zavicaj na 0dm0r kreHnem p0neku da se sjetim lijepih dana!

micika

22.02.2009 21:47:39
ma fin je

cica

25.02.2009 04:43:54
brav0 mala,deri dalje.hahahha

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03.04.2009 13:10:58
pravi Vic m0ja MSN adresa:KARL0.plasc@h0tmail.c0m zak0n Vic

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07.04.2009 16:02:08
k0 te pit0 za MSN- adresu, majmune...

Karl0 frajer

08.04.2009 05:13:43
Tv0ja stara majmune....

lily

01.05.2009 10:20:20
MA ČISTA GLUP0ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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