Tarzan kod Muje


Dosao Tarzan u Bosnu za vrijeme rata i sretne Muju i kaze mu,
Mujo ja sam dosao da se borim za vas.
Pita Mujo,a sta mozes,sta znas?
Pa eto,mogu da ubijem covjeka nozem sa 20 metara.
To nije nista Mujo ce.Ja ubijem co`jeka snajperom na 2 kolimetra.Sta jos mozes?
Mogu skakati sa lijane na lijanu.
Gdje ti vidis ovdje lijane bolan?Aj nesto drugo.
A jedino jos znam pricati sa zivotinjama.
Aj` dobro smjestit`cemo te vec negdje.Veli Mujo
Idu oni tako putem i naidu na psa koji laje.A Mujo ce,Sta kaze ako ga razumijes?
Kaze da si ga neki dan sutnuo nogom kad si pijan prolazio ovuda.
Mujo ce,sto jes`,jes`
Idu oni dalje i naidu na macka koji mijauce a Mujo ce,Sta kaze ovaj?
Kaze da te mrzi zato sto si mu gotovo iscupao rep.
Ziva istina veli Mujo.
Ulaze u jedno selo kad iz stale se cuje koza kako mekece a Mujo ce,Laze kurva sta god da je rekla.

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