Dođe Haso Muji te mu se potuži:
- "Znaš, mene žena vara s puranom, našao sam pera u krevetu!"
- "Nije to ništa", Mujo će: "Mene vara s kamionom! Našao sam vozača u krevetu!"
DOBAR, DOBAR!!
I OVAJ SE RAZLIKUJE OD OSTALE "KLSIKE".....
U2
28.11.2004 10:38:38
KVIZMASTER KAD NE NADJE SVOJU ZENU U KREVETU ZNA DA GA VARA SA KAKVIM MUSLIMANOM ILI HRVATOM POSTO ON NE MOZE JE*AVATI....
iVKA
28.11.2004 12:33:50
VIC JE ZAKON DOBRO DA POSTOJE KOMPIĆI
MostaracT
28.11.2004 13:03:04
stari vic; bolja je ona verzija se avionom i pilotom : vara me s avionom, naso sam pilota u krevetu
MORBID ANGEL CETNIK
28.11.2004 15:30:59
STAR, STAR
MORBID ANGEL CETNIK
28.11.2004 15:50:58
Come to me, lord of filth
Hear my cries princes of nightmares
Touch us with your morbid lips
Let us taste your foulness
Bleed for the devil
Impious mortal lives
Feel the enticing power
Fill the chasm of your soul
Fill the air with the smell of death
Grace us with your magic
Fill the night with the stench of evil
I summon forth the beast
Cold look in his eyes
He holds the gleaming knife
Girl cries as he cuts way the
Strips of flesh
goga
29.11.2004 10:39:17
e jes mahnit, to je sigurno bila moja komsinka Stoja svi je vozaci izjevase autobuska stanica kraj kuce njene, jes Titemi
SLAVKO
29.11.2004 20:40:30
SLAVKO
29.11.2004 20:41:02
SLAVKO
29.11.2004 20:52:09
HAIKU POEZIJA
Serator
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Najsamti_ljeshvija
29.11.2004 21:42:02
napokon nesto dobro slavko ti si P|ZDA
MORBID ANGEL CETNIK
29.11.2004 22:29:06
Bodies are bursting apart
Volcanic eruption of guts
Exploding cadavers bring forth
A bloodbath to torment all life
The sky and the earth are now tainted by
Blood
Death is to blame for this enormous
Flood
The bodies are bursting apart
Volcanic eruption of guts
Detonate, polluted, pandemic
Unburied decedents that no longer die
Dispelled amok amongst sickness
The dead and living are one
When dormant bodies are bursting
The sky and the earth are now tainted by
Blood
Death is to blame for this enormous
Flood
The bodies are bursting apart
Volcanic eruption of guts
Infernal, disaster, revulsion
Dormant bodies bursting
Bodies are bursting apart
Volcanic eruption of guts
Exploding cadavers bring forth
A bloodbath to torment all life
The sky and the earth are now tainted by
Blood
Death is to blame for this enormous
Flood
The bodies are bursting apart
Volcanic eruption of guts
Detonate, polluted, pandemic
Mostarka
30.11.2004 13:14:15
HAHAHAH u2 salzem se u potpunosti!!A slavko ne seri!
Najsamti_ljeshvija
30.11.2004 17:31:59
MORBIDNI CRKNI PRIJE DANA DANASNJEG
MORBID ANGEL CETNIK
30.11.2004 18:09:48
Time melts away in this living inferno,
Trapped by a cause that I once understood.
Feeling a sickness building inside of me,
Who will I really have to answer to.
March on through the rivers of red.
Souls drift, they fill the air.
Forced to fight, behind,
The crooked cross.
Do only what is expected of me,
With no emotions my feelings suppressed.
Blind obedience carries me through it all.
Conscience a word I learned to forget.
March on through the rivers of red.
Flesh burns, it fills the air.
Forced to fight, behind,
The crooked cross.
Time melts away in this living inferno,
Trapped by a cause that I once understood.
Blind obedience carries me through it all,
Do only what is expected of me.
March on through the rivers of red.
Souls drift, they fill the air.
Forced to fight, behind,
The crooked cross.
gljiva zlokapa
03.12.2004 23:11:03
PRODAJEM kokosi nosilice 3 komada
jednog gusana i mjesalicu za beton
javite se sto prije dok jos ima na broj
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CJENA VRLO POVOLJNA!!!
kvizmaster
21.12.2004 11:18:37
u2 ti si u pravu ja nemogu jebati svoju ženu ali mogu tvoju ma*icu
U2
29.12.2004 21:35:42
ZA KVIZ MASTERA
STO GOVORIS SVE U DEMINITIVU " ma*icu".....JELI TI I KU*CIC U DEMINITIVU...E, PA TO ONDA OBJASNJAVA ZASTO NEMOZES JE*AVATI.....
JOMBA
28.11.2004 00:27:01