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Dođe Haso Muji te mu se potuži:
- "Znaš, mene žena vara s puranom, našao sam pera u krevetu!"
- "Nije to ništa", Mujo će: "Mene vara s kamionom! Našao sam vozača u krevetu!"

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Komentari:

JOMBA

28.11.2004 00:27:01
DOBAR, DOBAR!! I OVAJ SE RAZLIKUJE OD OSTALE "KLSIKE".....

U2

28.11.2004 10:38:38
KVIZMASTER KAD NE NADJE SVOJU ZENU U KREVETU ZNA DA GA VARA SA KAKVIM MUSLIMANOM ILI HRVATOM POSTO ON NE MOZE JE*AVATI....

iVKA

28.11.2004 12:33:50
VIC JE ZAKON DOBRO DA POSTOJE KOMPIĆI

MostaracT

28.11.2004 13:03:04
stari vic; bolja je ona verzija se avionom i pilotom : vara me s avionom, naso sam pilota u krevetu

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

28.11.2004 15:30:59
STAR, STAR

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

28.11.2004 15:50:58
Come to me, lord of filth Hear my cries princes of nightmares Touch us with your morbid lips Let us taste your foulness Bleed for the devil Impious mortal lives Feel the enticing power Fill the chasm of your soul Fill the air with the smell of death Grace us with your magic Fill the night with the stench of evil I summon forth the beast Cold look in his eyes He holds the gleaming knife Girl cries as he cuts way the Strips of flesh

goga

29.11.2004 10:39:17
e jes mahnit, to je sigurno bila moja komsinka Stoja svi je vozaci izjevase autobuska stanica kraj kuce njene, jes Titemi

SLAVKO

29.11.2004 20:40:30

SLAVKO

29.11.2004 20:41:02

SLAVKO

29.11.2004 20:52:09
HAIKU POEZIJA Serator MODERATOR JE P|ZDA MOSERATOR JE P|ZDA OSERATOR JE P|ZDA SERATOR JE P|ZDA P|ZDA JE MODERATOR MODERATOR JE SERATOR

Najsamti_ljeshvija

29.11.2004 21:42:02
napokon nesto dobro slavko ti si P|ZDA

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

29.11.2004 22:29:06
Bodies are bursting apart Volcanic eruption of guts Exploding cadavers bring forth A bloodbath to torment all life The sky and the earth are now tainted by Blood Death is to blame for this enormous Flood The bodies are bursting apart Volcanic eruption of guts Detonate, polluted, pandemic Unburied decedents that no longer die Dispelled amok amongst sickness The dead and living are one When dormant bodies are bursting The sky and the earth are now tainted by Blood Death is to blame for this enormous Flood The bodies are bursting apart Volcanic eruption of guts Infernal, disaster, revulsion Dormant bodies bursting Bodies are bursting apart Volcanic eruption of guts Exploding cadavers bring forth A bloodbath to torment all life The sky and the earth are now tainted by Blood Death is to blame for this enormous Flood The bodies are bursting apart Volcanic eruption of guts Detonate, polluted, pandemic

Mostarka

30.11.2004 13:14:15
HAHAHAH u2 salzem se u potpunosti!!A slavko ne seri!

Najsamti_ljeshvija

30.11.2004 17:31:59
MORBIDNI CRKNI PRIJE DANA DANASNJEG

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

30.11.2004 18:09:48
Time melts away in this living inferno, Trapped by a cause that I once understood. Feeling a sickness building inside of me, Who will I really have to answer to. March on through the rivers of red. Souls drift, they fill the air. Forced to fight, behind, The crooked cross. Do only what is expected of me, With no emotions my feelings suppressed. Blind obedience carries me through it all. Conscience a word I learned to forget. March on through the rivers of red. Flesh burns, it fills the air. Forced to fight, behind, The crooked cross. Time melts away in this living inferno, Trapped by a cause that I once understood. Blind obedience carries me through it all, Do only what is expected of me. March on through the rivers of red. Souls drift, they fill the air. Forced to fight, behind, The crooked cross.

gljiva zlokapa

03.12.2004 23:11:03
PRODAJEM kokosi nosilice 3 komada jednog gusana i mjesalicu za beton javite se sto prije dok jos ima na broj 0038544710155 CJENA VRLO POVOLJNA!!!

kvizmaster

21.12.2004 11:18:37
u2 ti si u pravu ja nemogu jebati svoju ženu ali mogu tvoju ma*icu

U2

29.12.2004 21:35:42
ZA KVIZ MASTERA STO GOVORIS SVE U DEMINITIVU " ma*icu".....JELI TI I KU*CIC U DEMINITIVU...E, PA TO ONDA OBJASNJAVA ZASTO NEMOZES JE*AVATI.....

Popa

12.03.2005 19:02:52
opet nema Fate?

Popa

12.03.2005 19:05:21
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