Kafanska posla - veštačka vilica


U kafani sede Mujo i Haso, naručili po vinjak, dok čekaju naručeno, Mujo kaže da mora hitno u WC. Ode, u to dolazi konobar, spušta dva vinjaka na sto, a Haso čeka 5 minuta, nema Muje, pa popije oba pića i naruči nova 2 komada.
Posle 10 minuta, nema Muje, Haso trgne još ona 2, naruči nove i tako svakih 15 minuta od nekoliko sati koliko nema Muje iz zahoda.
Zabrine se konačno Haso što mu nema jarana, pa pođe u WC da vidi da li je sve OK sa Mujom, koga zatekne kako kleči pored WC šolje, sa rukom zakopanom duboko unutra i debelo izmazanog govnima oko usta.
- "Što je bilo Mujo, što to činiš?"
- "Ma pusti me Haso, belaj veliki, ispala mi veštačka vilica unutra. Evo več desetu probam i nije moj broj."

KFOR
28.03.2005
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Komentari:

SCG

31.03.2005 15:54:47
2LUD4U...nisi morao hteti pokrenuti rat ali ćeš ga izgleda dobiti. Ma ovde ako nećutiš i pariraš nekome odmah sto replika dobiješ. Sve jedno dali si u pravu ili nisi....dobićeš po nosu ja ti kažem:))

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 15:55:47
Moje rasprave sa amerima nisu beskonacna prepucavanja. Postoje dvije vrse amerikanaca, Indijanci (nativ americans) i svi ostali. Ako tvoje porijeklo ne potice od mnogobrojnih indijanskih plemena, ti si onda ist0 kao i ja - doseljenik. Veoma jednostavno. Samo sto neki doseljenicu su dosli ovdje mnogo prije mene, ali su jos uvijek doseljenici.

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 15:57:08
SCG - ja cu pokusati sto je u mojoj moci da prikazem razlicita gledista na pojedin3 teme:) Tako da ljudi znaju da ne postoji samo jedan izvor.

SCG

31.03.2005 15:59:16
Ma znaju to ljudi...ali svako bira šta mu odgovara, selektuje podatke. Pozdravljam te...moram ići.

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 16:04:13
Budi mi pozdravljen:)

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 16:14:20
Serbs have played a prominent role in the development of the arts and sciences. Prominent individuals have included the scientists Nikola Tesla, Mihajlo Pupin, Milutin Milanković and Mileva Maric (mathematician and Albert Einstein's first wife), Rudjer Boscovich's father was Serb; the actress Mila Jovović (half Serbian, half Russian). In the United States, two Serbs are NBA stars: Vlade Divac and Peja Stojaković. I to nije sve...

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 16:16:38
The m0ther of the last (Eastern) Roman Emperor Constantine XI Paleologos Dragases was Serbian princess Helene Dragas, and he liked to be known by her Serbian surname of Dragas. According to the National Enquirer, author Ian Fleming patterned James Bond after Dusko Popov, a Serbian double agent nicknamed Tricycle. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky composed Slavonic March (Marche Slave) in 1876 known at first as the "Serbo-Russian March" based on Serbian folk melodies as "Come, my dearest, why so sad this morning?".

Maxa

31.03.2005 16:48:30
Dobar vic...ali je malo bljak...

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 16:55:55
The modern Bulgarians are descendants of two peoples - the Bulgars, a nomadic people from Central Asia who settled in the Balkans in the 7th century, as well as of a number of southern Slavic tribes who had don3 the same a century earlier. Together the two groups formed the First Bulgarian Empire in 681. The Bulgars were later assimilated by the Slavs, which outnumbered them, but their name was retained.

Ukrainian girl

31.03.2005 19:55:28
2LUD4U: Hi smart boy, you should check the information you gived in the forum. Moth3r of Mila Jovovic is Ukrainian :)

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 19:59:39
For Ukrainian girl: Hi smart girl. Since we have no way of knowing for sure, who is m0ther or father (DNA results would be sufficient), we have to accept the facts that we can get a hold of.If you have some other info, you are more than welcome to post them out here.

More

31.03.2005 20:29:07
It is also important to mention that Serbs did not only have impact on the development of art and science, but also on the demographics of the Balkans - infamous Serbs such as Milosevic, Caradjic, Mladic, etc.

2LUD4U

31.03.2005 20:44:17
I wouldn't call them infamous, because you have heard of them:) One way or another, you have to admit, that you have:)

AJLA

01.04.2005 08:33:25
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SVI SU VICEVI TAKO GLUPI!!!

Mujo

01.04.2005 10:05:02
i kakve veze ima vjestacka vilica sa tim sto je Haso ostao pijan? glupost!

ALBANAC ZAUVIJEK

01.04.2005 18:22:22
FOR ANYBODY WHO VISITS THIS SITE.serbs ARE BLOOD THIRSTY ANIMALS.THEY ARE MOST HAPPY WHEN THEY KILL ESPECIALLY HUMANS.A GOOD serb IS A DEAD serb.THEY NEVER DID NOTHING GOOD FOR HUMANITY.THE ONLY THING THAT serbs ARE GOOD AT IS KILLING AND RAPING WOMEN AND CHILDREN FROM NEW BORN BABIES UP TO ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD OR EVEN OVER.I BELIEVE THE WORD SATAN SHOULD BE CHANGED TO serb IT DESCRIBES BETTER THE EVIL.

*

01.04.2005 18:23:30
ovo sto je albanac napisao, je objasnjenje kako je on nastao. j3bo medved bukvu.

*

01.04.2005 18:32:05
ovakvi ljudi kao sto je on su zivi samo zato sto je protivzakonito da se ubiju. bolesnik jedan.

JUGOSLOVEN

01.04.2005 21:23:37
E ljudi, pa ovoga Albanca Zauvek treba uhapsiti, namlatiti i onda poslati nazad u tu njegovu Albaniju odakle je i dosao. Medju prijateljima imam ljude iz cele bivse Jugoslavije, i nikada ni sa kim nisam imao probleme. Milion puta smo razgovarali i o ratu, i o teskim danima tokom devedesetih godina, ali ovakvu mrznju kao kod ovog albanca nikada nisam video ni kod jednog coveka. Ajde Albanac daj mi molim te tvoje ime i prezime i broj telefona pa cu ti ja licno poslati pare da odes kod nekog dobrog psihijatra na analizu, da probamo da ti pomognemo, jer ta tvoja mrznja prema srbima is bolest, i to veoma ozbiljna. Ozbiljno ti kazem da sam spreman da ti platim lecenje u kojoj god zemlji zazelis. Mislim da nije u redu da takve stvari govoris o ljudima sa kojima ste tvoji roditelji i ti do juce ziveli u bratstvu i jedinstvu. I sve stvari koje je vama Albancima pruzila Jugoslavija ne bi ni u snu dobili u Albaniji ili nezavisnom Kosovu; a na zalost ni Srbi, ni Hrvati, ni Bosanci nikada vise nece ziveti onako kako su ziveli u vreme SFRJ. To je cinjenica!!! Ali zeleli smo da budemo "veliki" i samostalni, pa eto nam ga.

lazar....

01.04.2005 21:50:58
za JUGOSLOVEN...albanac je hrvatske naciobalnosti...vidim to nisi znao...

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