Kafanska posla - veštačka vilica
U kafani sede Mujo i Haso, naručili po vinjak, dok čekaju naručeno, Mujo kaže da mora hitno u WC. Ode, u to dolazi konobar, spušta dva vinjaka na sto, a Haso čeka 5 minuta, nema Muje, pa popije oba pića i naruči nova 2 komada.
Posle 10 minuta, nema Muje, Haso trgne još ona 2, naruči nove i tako svakih 15 minuta od nekoliko sati koliko nema Muje iz zahoda.
Zabrine se konačno Haso što mu nema jarana, pa pođe u WC da vidi da li je sve OK sa Mujom, koga zatekne kako kleči pored WC šolje, sa rukom zakopanom duboko unutra i debelo izmazanog govnima oko usta.
- "Što je bilo Mujo, što to činiš?"
- "Ma pusti me Haso, belaj veliki, ispala mi veštačka vilica unutra. Evo več desetu probam i nije moj broj."
KFOR
28.03.2005
Komentari:
kec
02.04.2005 14:21:26
Slusaj ti jugoslovenu.Znamo mi vasu politiku koju vam je vas pra-pra-pra djeda usadio u glavu.Vas prvi zadatak nakon sto prohodate je da nauciti da mrzite sve sto nije srbsko.Na svijetu ne postoji takva vjera
kao sto je vasa, prljava i zla i koja zna da glumi bratstvo onda kad ste slabi a kad ste mocni onda bi i nablizeg komsiju, prijatelja ili druga pekli na tihoj vatri.potrazite vi psihijatra
JUGOSLOVEN
04.04.2005 00:37:55
ja sam peber...
JUGOSLOVEN
04.04.2005 08:25:47
...i ne samo to, nego sam i osun*cen!
Magistar
04.04.2005 10:18:15
Je li ovo onaj POSLJEDNJI MOHIKANAC ??
2LUD4U
05.04.2005 16:40:48
Nije on Mohikanac, on te Thomas Moore.
Ispravka, Sir Thomas Moore:)
Sneki
06.04.2005 09:34:57
Ju,kakav dobar vic!
YES
07.04.2005 14:33:19
SIGURNO SE U WC-u NEKI vlas NAPIO BOSANSKE SPERME,KAO I OVAJ YU-NOSTALGICAR.
E YUGOSU TI JOS UVIJEK ZIVIS U 20-om VIJEKU,SAD JE 21 VIJEK I VRIJEME JE DA SE PROBUDIS.TI SI NEKI OCAJNIK IZGUBLJEN U VREMENU I PROSTORU.SAMO DA TE PODSJETIM DA TI JE SRBOSLAVIJA IZUMRLA PRIJE 15-ak GODINA.COVJECE KUPI SI NOVI KALENDAR,KAO I KOMPAS DA NE NABASAS NA TUDJU GRANICU.
POZDRAV BOLESNIKU
YES
07.04.2005 14:40:14
JUGOSLAVENI SVIH ZEMALJA UJEDINITE SE I DOBRO SE NAFAFAJTE SPERME IZ BIVSE JUGOSLAVIJE (SRBOSLAVIJE,PRDOSLAVIJE,*OVNOSLAVIJE,SUGOSLAVIJE SPERMOSLAVIJE,TITOSLAVIJE ITD...)
MARIA
08.04.2005 16:59:28
NIKAD GLUPLJEGA VICA NISAM CULA........ BY THE WAY ZIVILA HRVATSKA
ALBANAC
08.04.2005 17:32:26
KAKO VOLIM JE3ATI OVE GLUPE NESKOLOVANE VLAHE.
Jaa
09.04.2005 09:27:56
bezveze...
marin
11.05.2005 10:43:43
ovakvom se vicu moze nasmijati samo onaj koji uopce nema pameti.....
98
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