Idu Haso i Huso putem, kad se ispred njih stvori nekakv saht i Haso padne u njega. Nakon malo vremena eto ti njega opet gore, izadje iz sahta. Govori njemu Huso:
- "Imao si pravo dobre srece sto je saht otvoren..."
- "Zasto?"
- "Pa da je bio zatvoren, kako bi izasao?"
Dosli ljudi covjeku na sahranu i pitaju jedni druge:
- "Jeli ba ljudi, od cega je jadnik umro."
A jedan ce reci:
- "A zaboga svi pitaju od cega je umro. Niko ne pita od cega je covjek zivio!"

Putuju u Vozu Hodza i Pop
Nakon nekog vremena Izvadi
Pop tasnu da jede?
Posto nije imao noza Upita ljubazno Hodzu damu
posudi cakiju toje Hodza i ucinijo.
Kadje Pop Zavrsijo jelo Vracajuci cakiju kaze
Evovam noz i hvala izvinite stosam sjeko slaninu.
Kaze Hodza Nema veze sa njim ja sjecem Cune.
Sjede medo i zeko u sumi pa im postane dosadno.Kaze zeko idemo medo nekoga istuci da ubijemo ovu dosadu.Koga ce mo tuci a i kako bez razloga.Idemo tuci Vuka,smislicu ja neki razlog.Dosli oni kod vuka,pozdrave ga kad ga zeko upita,gdje je tebi vuce kapa,sta ce to meni mi to nikada ne koristimo,e vidis zbog toga ces ti sad biti prebijen,medo ga zgrabi pa pocese da ga mlate.Osatve ga ako i odose.Sutra opet ista prica,hoce zeko nekog tuci,kaze medo koga danas da tucemo,kaze zeko opet vuka,pa kako bez razloga.Zeko veli Medi,idemo kod njega sad pa cu ja traziti da zapalim kratki a ti trazi da zapalis dugi Malboro,jedno on nece imati pa ce mo ga mi opet namlatiti,Sve to cula Lisica pa trci kod Vuka i sve mu isprica.Vuk se odmah spremi pa ode i kupi dugi i kratki malboro.Dosli Medo i Zeko opet kod Vuka aZEKO KO IZ TOPA,DAJ VUCE JEDAN KRATKI MALBORO DA ZEKO ZAPALI,OVAJ MU DADE,MEDO VELI DAJ MENI JEDAN DUGI MALBORO,VUK I NJEMU DADE,ZEKO ZAPREPASTENO POGLEDA SPREMNOG VUKA PA MU RECE A GDJE JE TEBI DANAS KAPA VUCE,I OPET GA NAMLATISE
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