Zakazao pop ispovjed za zene nevjernice da se ispovjede i ociste dusu. Sa ne bi svaku pitao koliko je puta prevarila muza rekao im je da svaka dodje sa onoliko ruza u rukama koliko je puta prevarila muza. I u nedjelju vidis red pred crkvom, neka u ruci drzi jednu neka dvije a imaih koje drze i po tri ruze. Kad evo ti jedne gura se, ruke pune ruza i vice:
- "Maknite se kurve, majku vam jebem, zurim po jos jednu turu."
Hello!!

I'm writing you a letter because I have no idea what can I do right now. So how are you? I am so tired this (stupid) school; Greek, Latin and German (and English) are killing me. So many languages for nothing!! Ok, English and German, but LATIN AND GREEK, what kind of languages are those=DEATH!!! Chemistry, Physics and Math are so so so so hard and ununderstanding that I haven't any wish for learning those subjects. Because of that I always get an F!! Oh yeah, when I tell mum: ˝Mum, hmm I get an F˝ her hair is like in cartoons up stairs, and eyes red that you get filling she's going to explode. And then I must learn, learn and learn till...... basketball training. In 20:30h training start’s, and then I'm so angry and explosive 'cause I have 3 hours just looked in the book!! Everyone who misses the basket get a really noise, angry and hard commentary from me. It isn’t ok, but I have found someone who would be like a boxing-bag-to pushes all my feelings out. This is story when I’m angry and tired. And when I’m happy I usually have a lot of fun with my class and they know what kind of fun.
In global, my life is very very goood, and happy.
Now, my aunt from Ohio is in plane and she is coming to Croatia. I’m very happy because of that. In fact she is not my aunt; she is daughter of my mum’s aunt, and she is sister of my grandma. However, we are all cousins. I haven’t seen her for 6 years. When mum’s aunt heard that her daughter will come, she started with cleaning her apartment, and now that apartment is like Birmingham’s Palace.
I hope so I would go to America and I would learn American English well. Have you ever been in USA?

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