Dosao Davor Suker kos svecenika da se ispovjedi. Pita ga svecenik:
- "A sto si zgrjesio?"
Kaze mu Suker:
- "Sanas sam igro nogomet i opsovo boga."
Veli mu svecenik:
- "Pa to se ne smije, ispricaj mi sto je bilo."
Kaze Suker:
- "Bio korner i ja puco sa glavom i tocno u stativu." Svecenik:
- "I tad si opsovo boga?"
Suker:
- "Ma ne, lopta se odbije opet meni, ja prodjem dva igraca i golmana, prazan gol i tamam da opalim golman me srusi, pa penal."
Svecenik:
- "Znaci tad si opsovo boga?"
Suker:
- "Ne."
Svecenik:
- "Jebo te bog, nisi valda promasio penal?"
- "A sto si zgrjesio?"
Kaze mu Suker:
- "Sanas sam igro nogomet i opsovo boga."
Veli mu svecenik:
- "Pa to se ne smije, ispricaj mi sto je bilo."
Kaze Suker:
- "Bio korner i ja puco sa glavom i tocno u stativu." Svecenik:
- "I tad si opsovo boga?"
Suker:
- "Ma ne, lopta se odbije opet meni, ja prodjem dva igraca i golmana, prazan gol i tamam da opalim golman me srusi, pa penal."
Svecenik:
- "Znaci tad si opsovo boga?"
Suker:
- "Ne."
Svecenik:
- "Jebo te bog, nisi valda promasio penal?"
Na smrt osuđeni amerikanac rus i bosanac čekaju izvršenje.
Svaki od njih imao je pravo izabrati ili giljotinu ili vješanje.
-Amerikanac izabere giljotinu postavi glavu, giljotina krene i stane tik do glave Amerikanca puste, vele imao je sreće.
-rus također izabere giljotinu, postavi glavu, giljotina krene i opet stane prije glave. I njega puste.
Došao na red bosanac pitaju ga što će giljotinu ili vješanje:
Pa vješanje normalno , vidiš da vam to ne radi.
Svaki od njih imao je pravo izabrati ili giljotinu ili vješanje.
-Amerikanac izabere giljotinu postavi glavu, giljotina krene i stane tik do glave Amerikanca puste, vele imao je sreće.
-rus također izabere giljotinu, postavi glavu, giljotina krene i opet stane prije glave. I njega puste.
Došao na red bosanac pitaju ga što će giljotinu ili vješanje:
Pa vješanje normalno , vidiš da vam to ne radi.
pita Mujo Sulju:"možeš mi posuditi 1000 KM do sutra?"
Suljo mu odgovori:"mogu ako ćeš spavati kod mene"
Suljo mu odgovori:"mogu ako ćeš spavati kod mene"
*Dosao banderas da popravlja dalekovod i na jedvite jade se popne na vrh.
*Prisutni Perica ga odgledao pogledom.
*Jednog trenutka bandersu ispadne sarafciger i morao je da sidje po njega.
*Dok je uzimao Perica mu kaze: "Ciko, moj tata kada radi neki posao ponese dva sarafcigera i kada mu jedan ispadne on sa drugim zavrsi posao"
*Pogleda ga banderas i umalo ne opsova, ali ko rece - mali je, ne ide i opet se popne.
*Posle izvesnog vremena bandersu ispadnu kombinirke i morao je da sidje po njega.
*Dok je uzimao Perica mu kaze: "Ciko, moj tata kada radi neki posao ponese dve kombinirke i kada mu jedne ispadnu on sa drugima zavrsi posao"
*Pogleda ga banderas onako premoren od penjanja i silazenja i umalo opet ne opsova, ali ko rece - mali je, ne ide i opet se popne.
*Posle izvesnog vremena bandersu se pripisalo i naravno morao je opet da sidje.
*Dok je pisao rece: "mali, da nema tvoj tata i dva kurca!"
* "Nema ciko, ima samo jedan ali kao dva tvoja!"
*Prisutni Perica ga odgledao pogledom.
*Jednog trenutka bandersu ispadne sarafciger i morao je da sidje po njega.
*Dok je uzimao Perica mu kaze: "Ciko, moj tata kada radi neki posao ponese dva sarafcigera i kada mu jedan ispadne on sa drugim zavrsi posao"
*Pogleda ga banderas i umalo ne opsova, ali ko rece - mali je, ne ide i opet se popne.
*Posle izvesnog vremena bandersu ispadnu kombinirke i morao je da sidje po njega.
*Dok je uzimao Perica mu kaze: "Ciko, moj tata kada radi neki posao ponese dve kombinirke i kada mu jedne ispadnu on sa drugima zavrsi posao"
*Pogleda ga banderas onako premoren od penjanja i silazenja i umalo opet ne opsova, ali ko rece - mali je, ne ide i opet se popne.
*Posle izvesnog vremena bandersu se pripisalo i naravno morao je opet da sidje.
*Dok je pisao rece: "mali, da nema tvoj tata i dva kurca!"
* "Nema ciko, ima samo jedan ali kao dva tvoja!"
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