Utrcava djete u sobu sa krvavim nozem u ruci i kaze:
- "Mama, tata spava ko zaklan!"

Pijani kao majke voze se Mujo i Haso. Kad su pregazili drugog pjesaka kaze Mujo:
- "Pazi, malo kako, vozis, pregazio si, vec dva pjesaka!"
Nato ce Haso:
- "Budalo, volan je, na tvojoj strani..."

Ide ulicom Haso bez desnog oka i ljeve ruke.
Sretne ga Huso i pita ga sta se dogodilo.
-"Ma bolan, kladio sam se sa ludim Mujom u desno oko da mi nemoze iscupati ljevu ruku!!!!"

Prica stari crnogorac svome unuku:
-"I tako ti je to bilo, uhvate nas ustase."
-"I sta bi onda djede?"
-"Kazu oni: Il' da vas jeb.mo il' da vas streljamo, izaberite?"
-"I sta bi onda djede?"
-"Ove nase izdajice dadose se jeb.ti."
-"A sta bi sa tobom djede?"
-"E mene streljase!!!"

hitlerov brk!
ide hitler ulicom i zapali mu se brk hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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