Suzuki


Prvi školski dan u jednoj američkoj srednjoj školi. Učiteljica predstavlja novog učenika Šakira Suzukija iz Japana. Počinje sat i nastavnica ispituje:
- "Sada ćemo vidjeti koliko poznajete američku povijest. Tko je rekao "Slobodu ili smrt."? Odjednom tišina i samo Suzuki digne ruku:
- "Patrick Henry godine 1775. u Philadelphii."
- "Vrlo dobro Suzuki. A tko je rekao: "Država je narod i kao takva ne smije nikada umrijeti?"
Suzuki ustane:
- "Abraham Lincoln, 1863 u Washingtonu."
Nastavnica strogo pogleda učenike pa reče:
- "Sramite se. Suzuki je Japanac pa poznaje američku povijest bolje od Vas."
Tihi glas iz kraja razreda:
- "Jebite se, posrani Japanci"
- "Ko je to rekao?", vikne učiteljica.
Suzuki digne ruku i reče:
- "General MacArthur, 1942 u Guadalcanalu, i Lee Iacocca 1982 na skupštini dioničara Chryslera, Detroit."
Razred je u tišini samo se iz pozadine čuje:
- "Puši kurac!"
Učiteljica sva izvan sebe:
- "Sad je kraj. Tko je to rekao?"
Suzuki:
- "Bill Clinton Monici Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 u Washingtonu."
Drugi učenik se prodere:
- "Suzuki je sranje!"
Suzuki:
- "Valentino Rossi u Rio de Janeiru na moto Grand-Prix Brazila 2002."
Razred pada u histeriju, učiteljica u nesvijest a na vrata ulazi ravnatelj škole:
- "U pičku materinu, još nikad nisam vidio takav kaos."
Suzuki:
- "Premijer Hrvatske ministru financija prilikom predstavljanja državnog proračuna, Zagreb 2003."

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