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Pao Mujo na vozačkom ispitu. Sad njemu komisija kaže da nema šanse da prođe na ispitu. Mujo kaže:
- "A moja žena Fata?"

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boris

24.11.2004 01:26:56
A gluposti svega mi. Nisam vidio dobrog vica ne pamtim. Sta je sa ovim ljudima?

JOMBA

24.11.2004 02:37:58
????

Valentina

24.11.2004 09:27:16
:-(

U2

24.11.2004 10:38:27
EHH...POKUSAVAJU JADNICI PO SVAKU CIJENU DA NAPRAVE NEKI VIC NA RACUN BOSANACA...ALI NE IDE...JE*IGA DAVNO SU BOSANCI PRESTALI BITI SMJESNI...DANAS JE POTREBNO DA SAMO KAZES SRBIN I DA SE RAJA VALJA OD SMIJEHA....NIKAKO IM NEUSPIJEVA DA BAR MALO KOMPENZIRAJU ONE VICEVE O SVOJIM RELI VOZACIMA I MONOCI LAVINSKI....SAMO NASTAVITE MOZDA SE NEKO I NADJE MEDJU VAMA KO ZNA SKONTATI NEKI VIC....

boom

24.11.2004 12:47:03
zalosno, ko je reko da ovo moze bit VIC??

SLAVKO

24.11.2004 18:42:36
U cemu je vic?

U2

24.11.2004 19:10:39
SAD SAM SKONTO U CEMU JE VIC SA OVIM VICOM KOJI JE PROGLASEN ZA VIC DANA KOJI U STVARI I NIJE NIKAKAV VIC NEGO JE VIC U TOME DA MI SKONTAMO DA JE TO VIC BEZ VICA...POSTO GA JE NAPISAO OVAJ KVIZ-MASTER I NA KRAJU SAMO DA DODAM DA SE RADI O KVIZU A, NE O VICU....

morbid angel

24.11.2004 20:38:37
NAPADE ME INSPIRACIJA... Undead feast, as they tear upon your weak flesh Terror builds, at the thought of being dead Prophecy of the wisemen of old Now comes true, as the corpses break the soil Ancient spell breaks the sleep of the dead The dead awake, what the populace is fearing Panic strikes as the nations run in fear Oceans boil with blood of human victims Suicide, the only way to avoid being eaten by the undead Grave yards coming alive with zombies, hungry for living flesh Psychotic, transmutated corpses, upsuring the population Sickening disaster of epidemic proportions, devouring us Tables turn as a victim I've become now State of death only waiting to return Vital signs that show I'm dead This can't happen, I'm rising from my own grave Hunger grows not nutritional but instinctual Flesh becomes my only crave of this live Unthinking state, a state of metamorphisis Seeking food to keep me dead Degenerate, a product of man's frustration for his terror Insatiable hunger for mankind, building with each kill Seeking human victims to meet my fill Cannibal I've become, what's happened to my brain Feast on the corpse, suck out his brain As its fluids drip down the drain Chew on the bones, drink from its bladder The vile stench only makes me madder In through the mouth, out the forehead Brains fall out, skin turns red Violent surge, a spear through the skull Felt the urge, now my heart's full I crave gore, I'll eat your guts I love gore, blood drives me nuts I drink blood, I don't like water Intestines my cud, I feast in the slaughter Twist its neck, make it crack Suicide, the only way to avoid being eaten by the undead Grave yards coming alive with zombies, hungry for living flesh Psychotic, transmutated corpses, upsuring the population Sickening disaster of epidemic proportions, devouring us Blood I want to drink, I want to suck Brains I want to eat, the rest I'll chuck Bones into a spear, I'll carve and kill Hunger for the quest, I'll never fill

klasj

25.11.2004 15:09:11
stvarno je bezveze...mali idi sakri se u cosak i stidi se..

SLAVKO

26.11.2004 21:11:09
P|ZDA = sinonim za moderator.

ja,samo ja

08.12.2004 14:17:14
katastrofe mi....ako ovo vi nazivate vicom onda s vama nešto u redu nije!!stvarno svaki komentar je suvišan...jao bože,zar tako glupi judi još uvijek šeču ulicama grada moga?!?!?

lisa

25.12.2004 22:24:46
DOSADNO BEzweze

jelena&robi

30.12.2004 19:34:31
zar bi to trebalo biti smijesno?????

kvizmaster

27.06.2005 21:08:18
U2 DE NAM TI RECI NEKI VIC

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