Mjesec i zvijezda


Dosao Milosevic na jedno brdo pred boga sav zabunjen i zabrinut i upitaga:
- "Boze moj reci mi sta ce se desiti sa Srbijom u buducnosti, ja ne znam vise sta da radim, sve ide naopako, cijeli svjet nas napada?".
Na to ce bog:
- "Dodzi sutra na ovo isto brdo tacno u ponoc i pogledaj onda u nebo, pa ces vidjeti sta ce se desiti sa Srbijom u buducnosti!"
Sutra tacno u ponoc dodze Milosevic na vrh brda i gleda u nebo, ali nista se ne desava. Ceka on dok ne svane ali nista se nije dogodilo i vrati se onda kuci. Sledeci dan dodze opet Milosevic na brdo pred boga i kaze:
- "Boze moj, pa ja sam ceko cijelu noc i gledo u nebo ali nista se nije dogodilo"!
Pita njega bog:
- "Pa sta si tamo vidio na nebu"?
Kaze njemu Milosevic:
- "Pa samo mjesec i zvijezdu!"

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