An Arab at the airport:
- 'Name?'
- 'Abdul al-Rhazib.'
- 'Sex?'
- 'Three to five times a week.'
- 'No, no... I mean male or female?'
- 'Male, female, sometimes camel.'
- 'Holy cow!'
- 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.'
- 'But isn't that hostile?'
- 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!'
- 'Oh dear!'
- 'No, no! Deer run too fast!'
Niksa Huan Migel
28.11.2009 14:45:00