Sumaher u Raju

Pogine Mihael Sumaher i dolazi on kod Svetog Petra. Kaze njemu Sveti Petar: "Ti si mi bio omiljenji vozac u F1 zato ti imas pravo da biras gjde ces, hoces u raj ili pakao." Misli se Sumaher pa kaze: "Posto sad volim motore, ja bi isao tamo gdje mogu da vozim brzo da divljam."
Sveti Petar mu odgovori: "Ti onda idi u pakao tamo mozes da vozis brzo i da divljas al' prvi put kada sjedes na motor poginuces." A u raju mozes da vozis koliko hoces ali moras pratiti propise i postovati ogranicenja. Odluci se Sumaher da ce u raj. Vozi se on tako 60 km/h kad pored njega proleti Isus na motoru 150 km/h. Drugi dan Sumaher opet vozi 60 km/h, kad Isus proleti kraj njega 200 km/h , kosa mu leti na sve strane... Sumaher konta kako on smije tako brzo...?? Treci dan opet Isus proleti kraj njega 250 km/h i Sumaher poludi, ode kod Svetog Petra i kaze: Ti meni rece da moram postovati propise i ogranicenja a evo gledam onog Isusa vec 3 dana pored mene proleti ko metak!!! Kad ce njemu Sveti Petar: Jbg sta ces Tatin Sin!!!

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