Detektor laži


Dolazi Mujo kući s buvljaka i viče s vrata:
- " Fato, kupio sam kod cige detektor laži za 2 Evra! Evo, ovdje se Pali."
Uto dođe mali Ibro iz škole. Pita ga Fata:
- "Šta si dobio iz matematike?"
Mali Ibro će:
- "Peticu!"
BEEP ! BEEP ! BEEP!
- "Ajd, reci istinu, nemoj meni lagat."
- "Četvorku..."
BEEP ! BEEP ! BEEP !
Dere se Fata :
- "Bolan, reci istinu sine, prije nego ti odvalim šamarčinu!"
- "Jedinicu..."
Na to će Fata:
- "E kad sam ja isla u školu, sve sam imala petice..."
BEEP ! BEEP ! BEEP !
- "Pa dobro, nisu baš sve petice žučnih..."
Kaže Mujo :
- "Kad sam ja iš'o u školu..."
BEEP ! BEEP ! BEEP !
Na to će mali Ibro Muji :
- "Papak, mene si naš'o kritizirat!"
Prodere se Fata:
- "Kako to razgovaraš s ocem?"
BEEP ! BEEP ! BEEP

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