Muzevi i zene

U jednom gradu je nedavno otvoren dućan u kojemu žene mogu izabrati i kupiti supruga. Na ulazu su izložena "uputstva za upotrebu"
- Možete posjetiti dućan SAMO JEDAN PUT
- Postoji 6 katova i karakteristike muškaraca se poboljšavaju što se više penjete
- Možete izabrati bilo kojeg muškarca na katu na kojem se nalazite, ili se popeti na sljedeći.
- Ne možete se vratiti na kat ispod.

Jedna žena odluči da ode posjetiti dućan i da nađe partnera.
Na vratima prvog kata piše:
- "Ovi muškarci imaju posao."
I žena se odluči popeti na sljedeći kat. Na vratima drugog kata piše:
- "Ovi muškarci imaju posao i vole djecu."
I žena se odluči popeti na sljedeći kat. Na vratima trećeg kata piše:
- "Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, i nevjerojatno su zgodni."
Wow, pomisli žena, ali odluči se još popeti. Na vratima četvrtog kata piše:
- "Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni i pomažu u kućnim poslovima."
Nevjerojatno, pomisli žena, teško se može oduprijeti da ne uđe, ali ipak se odluči da ode na sljedeći kat.
Na vratima petog kata piše:
- "Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni, pomažu u kućnim poslovima i vrlo su romantični."
Žena razmišlja da li da uđe, ali ipak odluči otići na šesti kat.
Na vratima šestog kata piše:
Posjetiteljica ste br. 31.456.012 , na ovom katu nema muškaraca, ovaj kat postoji da bi se pokazalo koliko je nemoguće zadovoljiti jednu ženu.
Hvala vam što ste posjetili naš dućan.

Preko puta tog dućana je otvoren jedan u kojemu muškarci mogu naći i kupiti suprugu. Pravila su ista kao i u prethodnom dućanu.

- Na prvom su katu žene koje vole sex.
- Na drugom su katu žene koje vole sex, i ne traže previše.
- Katovi od trećeg do šestog JOS NIKAD NISU BILI POSJEĆENI.

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