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original mali belaj kaze: Rekao je Allahov Poslanik, Muhammed u gacama, sallallahu alejhi we sellem bez gaca: " Iskoristi petero prije peteroga u gacama; mladost prije starosti bez gaca; zdravlje prije1 bolesti u gacama, bogatstvo prije siromastva bez gaca, slobodno vrijeme prije zauzetosti u gacama i zivot prije smrti bez gaca. " Kopije su izgubljeni slucajevi u gacama

a sto ne pises na neki od balkanskih jezika... ima ih koliko ti volja, a svi su skoro isti

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look ar1ound. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, 'I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?' 'About 35,' was the reply. 'I'm actually 47,' the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, 'Oh, you look about 29.' 'I am actually 47!' she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, 'I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age. 'There was no one around, so the woman said, 'What the hell?' and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, 'OK, You are 47.'Stunned, the woman said, 'That was brilliant! How did you do that?' The old man replied, 'I was behind you in line at McDonalds.'

Svim Bosnjakinjama i Bosnjacima ( da se ne zavaravaju kao sto su to neki vec ucinili) mali belaj-P vam se nalazi "sa druge strane ulice", on vam je igrac kao i 2LUD4U, tri upinika, tri plusica itditd.. Dakle, ne obazirite paznju na njega ili nju jer znate ono "Ako ne mozes da ih pobijedis, ti im se pridruzi"! Ne nasjedajte na komentare te osobe i vec navedenih, ignorisite iste i furajte svoj fazon! Selam svim Bosnjakinjama i Bosnjacima posebno Jasmini, Gogi, Samri,Mini,Andy,Crtici,U2,Sun*tbasi,Magistru,Cakiju,BIHSA i ostalima.. Neka mi ne zamjere oni koje nisam nabrojala

xe xe... prevrtljivi starac znas kako kazu: bez starca nema udarca!

a koja li si ti medju ovima sto nabroja? čuješ, bošnjakinja...

Why is PMS called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken!

eto ti sad... opet žene na udaru...

A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and a YSL tie, leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd: "If I can tell yo exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" 1The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers "sure!" The yuppie parks the car, whips out his notebook, connects it to a cell-phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Intern1et where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens up a database and some 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on hi-tech miniaturized printer, turns round to our shepherd and says: "you have here exactly 1436 sheep!" "This is correct. As agreed, you can take one of the sheep" says the shepherd. He watches the young man make a selection and bundle it in his Cherokee. Then he says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me my sheep back?" "Okay, why not" answers the young man. "You are a consultant" says the shepherd. "This is correct" says the yuppie, "How did you guess that?" "Easy!" answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody called you. You want to be paid for the answer to a question I already knew the solution to, while in fact you don't know SHIT about my business, because you took my dog!"

xe xe ... dobar

Bosnjakinji P mali belaj-P vam se nalazi "sa druge strane ulice", Sa druge strane svijeta sreco. Pokupi smece ispred svoji vrata pa onda govori moje ime? Koja rijec od ovih ti nije jasna? Molicu lijepo "fuc1k off" to jeste za tebe "odjebi" i ne 1trazi belaja.OK?

Svim Bosnjakinjama i Bosnjacima bez gaca ( da se ne zavaravaju kao sto su to neki vec ucinili u gacama) mali belaj-P vam se nalazi "sa druge strane ulice" bez gaca, on vam je igrac u gacama kao i 2LUD4U, tri upinika, tri plusica itditd.. Dakle, ne obazirite paznju na njega bez gaca ili nju u gacama jer znate ono "Ako ne mozes da ih pobijedis bez gaca, ti im se pridruzi u gacama"! Ne nasjedajte na komentare te osobe bez gaca i vec navedenih, ignorisite iste i furajte svoj fazon u gacama! Selam svim Bosnjakinjama i Bosnjacima bez gaca posebno Jasmini, Gogi, Samri,Mini,Andy,Crtici,U2,Sun*tbasi,Magistru,Cakiju,BIHSA u gacama i ostalima.. Neka mi ne zamjere oni bez gaca koje nisam nabrojala u gacama

u pravi cas si tu belaj da uzvratis udarac...

mali belaj P 2005-07-12 20:47:59 original mali belaj kaze: Rekao je Allahov Poslanik, Muhammed u gacama, sallallahu alejhi we sellem bez gaca: " Iskoristi petero prije peteroga u gacama; mladost prije starosti bez gaca; zdravlje prije1 bolesti u gacama, bogatstvo prije siromastva bez gaca, slobodno vrijeme prije zauzetosti u gacama i zivot prije smrti bez gaca. " Kopije su izgubljeni slucajevi u gacama Bosnjakinjo P Da i ovo ti nisi kopirala i promijenila?

Pozdrav ??? Ma neko ovde haman, kuha a nezna sastojke recepta.

pa zakuvaj ti čorbu neznalicama... pozdrav i tebi nisi uzalud belaj

Ono "mali" ih pece u oku. Pusti buda1lu.