Crnogorsko ujedinjenje


Raspravlja Crnogorska skupstina na Cetinju o ujedinjenju. Jedan Crnogorac predlozi da se ujedine sa Srbijom. Predsjedavajući odgovori da to ne bi bilo dobro zbog dvije dinastije i zato sto bi bili ugnjetavani. Drugi predlozi da se ujedine sa Hrvatskom. Predsjedavajući odgovori da ni to nije dobro, jer su geografski nepovezani. Treci poslanik predlozi da se Crna Gora ujedini sa
Bosnom i Hercegovinom. Drugi poslanik javi se za rijec i objasni da ni taj predlog ne valja, jer su siromasni i Crnogorci i Bosanci.
Onda neki cica predlozi da objave rat SAD. Predsjedavajući ga upita:
- "Zasto bas to", a cica odgovori:
- "Njemacka je objavila rat SAD, izgubila rat, ali je postala najbogatija evropska drzava. Japan je objavio rat SAD, izgubio rat i postao najbogatija zemlja u Aziji."
Na to će predsjedavajuci:
- "A ko garantuje da cemo mi izgubiti rat?"

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