Janje moje malo


Upita zena muza:
- "Dragi, je li istina da su ovce najgluplje zivotinje na svijetu?"
A on ce ti njoj:
- "Da, janje moje malo."

kenan
23.11.2004
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Komentari:

JOMBA

27.11.2004 00:49:10
'NAKO...DOSTA PREDVIDIVO...

morbid angel

27.11.2004 11:24:08
Revengeful corpse out to kill Smell the stench, your guts will spill Vomit for a mind, maggots for a cock With his axe the corpse will chop Stare into his eyes Now in his spell Kiss the rotting flesh Now you're in hell Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more Drifting from the living, joining with the dead Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head Zombie ritual Zombie ritual Ceremony now complete Chosen one is now deceased Fu*king, raping zombie whores Killing, feasting no remorse Stare into his eyes Now in his spell Kiss the rotting flesh Now you're in hell Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore Taste the zombie's drug, now you want more Drifting from the living, joining with the dead Zombie dwelling maggots, now infest your head Zombie ritual Zombie ritual Zombie ritual Zombie ritual GDE JE ONA BITCHARKA, SABINA?

Mostarka

27.11.2004 14:16:55
Hahahaha super!!

Najsamti_ljeshvija

27.11.2004 15:18:50
@morbid angel: Pjevaj ti mami svojoj..... @mostarka: Ja bene cemu se smije...... @vic: zesca buda|astina...

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

27.11.2004 15:33:06
PEVAM TI NA ZENSKOM RODITELJU MUSLIMANSKOM! USTASA=MUSLIMAN=P|CKA

Najsamti_ljeshvija

27.11.2004 15:45:40
Fala bogu pa je muslimanka! Vec sam ti rekla da svojoj pEvas!!!!

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

27.11.2004 16:08:06
OBRADIM TI CLANA PORODICE CETNICKIM NOZEM

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

27.11.2004 16:08:17
P.S.USTASA=MUSLIMAN=P|CKA

Guja667

27.11.2004 18:49:51
ne bi ti smio svoju K3vu obradit da smijes ne bi pisao ovde te glupe komentare krijes se iza kompjutera

U2

28.11.2004 14:59:31
GUJA667 PUSTI ID*OTA....TO JE JEDN NEPISMENI KR*TEN KOJA NE ZNA NAPISATI NI JEDNU RIJEC NI NAKOJEM JEZIKU....."PEVAM TI NA ZENSKOM RODITELJU"....O.... BOZE POCECU SKUPLJATI SVE OVE NJEGOVE BI*ERE I IZDATI KNJIGU GLUPOSTI....

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

28.11.2004 15:34:50
BITNO DA TI SHVATIS PORUKU, PA MAKAR TO BILO I NA KINESKOM. SEDNEM TI NA BLISKU RODJAKU

MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

28.11.2004 15:43:02
Undead feast, as they tear upon your weak flesh Terror builds, at the thought of being dead Prophecy of the wisemen of old Now comes true, as the corpses break the soil Ancient spell breaks the sleep of the dead The dead awake, what the populace is fearing Panic strikes as the nations run in fear Oceans boil with blood of human victims Suicide, the only way to avoid being eaten by the undead Grave yards coming alive with zombies, hungry for living flesh Psychotic, transmutated corpses, upsuring the population Sickening disaster of epidemic proportions, devouring us Tables turn as a victim I've become now State of death only waiting to return Vital signs that show I'm dead This can't happen, I'm rising from my own grave Hunger grows not nutritional but instinctual Flesh becomes my only crave of this live Unthinking state, a state of metamorphisis Seeking food to keep me dead Degenerate, a product of man's frustration for his terror Insatiable hunger for mankind, building with each kill Seeking human victims to meet my fill Cannibal I've become, what's happened to my brain Feast on the corpse, suck out his brain As its fluids drip down the drain Chew on the bones, drink from its bladder The vile stench only makes me madder In through the mouth, out the forehead Brains fall out, skin turns red Violent surge, a spear through the skull Felt the urge, now my heart's full I crave gore, I'll eat your guts I love gore, blood drives me nuts I drink blood, I don't like water Intestines my cud, I feast in the slaughter Twist its neck, make it crack Suicide, the only way to avoid being eaten by the undead Grave yards coming alive with zombies, hungry for living flesh Psychotic, transmutated corpses, upsuring the population Sickening disaster of epidemic proportions, devouring us Blood I want to drink, I want to suck Brains I want to eat, the rest I'll chuck Bones into a spear, I'll carve and kill Hunger for the quest, I'll never fill I crave gore, I'll eat your guts

SLAVKO

29.11.2004 20:53:08
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MORBID ANGEL CETNIK

29.11.2004 22:31:37
Engulfed in the innards Of rotting cadavers a rancid gore sea Asphyxiation Tangled intestines become my reality Choking on guts Asphyxiation gasping for breath Drowning in viscera Slowly to taper away dissipate Absorbing this ultimate carnage Surrounding me Soaking in entrails decayed Decomposed Entombed without reason In moist isolation of repugnancy Morose sensation Covered completely as terror Enhances pain, to suffocate Morose sensation gasping for breath Drowning in viscera Sinking in this tamped hell, pestilent Smotered in heaping chunks Stinking flesh putrefies Decomposition ensures burial Inundated languid doom Iniquity, submerged ending Primeval swamp, sanguinary Inescapable abuse Starting to fade, blood saturates Deadly embrace, immolated Imbrued with pus of the dead Eviscerate another life gutted soul Morbidity, obliterate Engrossing plight fatal rot Consuming scum Drenched in evil excrement Sent to a world to die in pain by Drowning in viscera Engulfed in the innards Of rotting cadavers a rancid gore sea Asphyxiation Tangled intestines become my reality Choking on guts Morose sensation gasping for breath Drowning in viscera Eviscerate another life gutted soul Morbidity, obliterate Engrossing plight fatal rot Consuming scum Drenched in evil excrement Sent to a world to die in pain by Drowning in viscera

radiator

02.12.2004 00:04:48
MA NEZNA SE ŠTA JE GORE OVDJE

Zeko -Livno

18.12.2004 08:39:48
Malo sarkasticno,ali uspijesno.

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