Roger and Mary
Roger and Mary are getting ready for bed.
Mary is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
- "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to Roger and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice:
- "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
The Memorial Service for Roger will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at St.Anthony's, Oak Street!
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