Zvaka


Reze Bosanac kruh u snite, a Srbin mu prilazi, zvace zvaku i smjeska se.

S: "Da li vi u Bosni jede te kruh?"
B: "Pa normalno da jedemo kruh."
S: "Eh, mi Srbi jedemo samo sredinu a saljemo korice da vama prave kruh."

Izvadi Bosanac marmeladu i pocne je mazati po kruhu.

S: "Dal li vi Bosanci mazate marmeladu po kruhu?"
B: "Daj ne seri, pa necu valjda najesti samo sa suhim kruhom."
S: "Eh mi Srbi jedemo najbolje voce a vama saljemo kospice i ljuske da vam prave marmeladu."

Naljuti se Bosanac i upita Srbina koji se jos smije i zvace zvaku:
B: "Kara li se te vi u Srbiji?"
S: "Pa normalno da se karamo, kako da ne."
B: "Koristite li vi kurtone kada se karate?"
S: "Koristimo."
B: "A kada zavrsite, da li vi bacite kurtone u smece?"
S: "Pa normalno da ga bacimo, sta bi drugo."

B: Eh, mi u Bosni skupimo nase koristine kurtone, sameljemo ih dobro i posaljemo ih da prave zvake za vas Srbe."

Eldin Hasic
17.07.2003
4,13


Komentari:

Kiki

06.12.2004 14:34:07
Republika Srpska hoces li mozda jednu zvaku hehehehehehe

Kiki

06.12.2004 14:38:10
Kako neko sa nadimkom Menstruacija moze komentirati o vicu i Muslimanima?????

SUPER SRBIN

24.12.2004 00:44:27
PYCKO TURSKA!!!PRODANA DUSO IZ BOSNE!!!YE8EM TI KEWU U DUPE,AL PRE TOGA DA SKINE feredzu!!!VI U BOSNI NEMATE K...R@C!!!

Crni

02.01.2005 16:12:14
DOBRO JE!

SRPKINJA

09.01.2005 10:28:59
A zasto mi vi muslimani uvek kazete da mi je plcka kao konobarski novcanik ? Pa bre nije fer ! Al ipak cu vam nastaviti davati plcke jer ste najbolji je8aci. hihihihihihi

nije bitno

03.03.2005 08:41:01
pust ti sta ovi cetnici [srpska bagra] pisu vic ti je za 10 u ostalom oni samo znaju da laju zar nije tako ZIVJELA NAMA NASA BOSNA

BoSaNkA

04.03.2005 11:12:53
marsh tamo k*rcine, sta vi sjedite tu ko marshmelo i pisete sta hocete o nama, vi ste samo ljubomorni zato sto bosanci vise dobuji sexa nego vi...:b...jebite se tamo

hrvatska banda

11.03.2005 00:45:02
ma sta se svadate kad su hrvati najboli

SUPER SRBIN

13.03.2005 04:56:03
sta se mesate gde vam nije mesto

hrvatska banda

16.03.2005 01:23:33
gdi si srbin sto ima kod tebe sto se radi kak to ca ti lipe da se mi ne mjesamo, jer ako se mi ne umesamo sta bi onda bilo od vas, nego da se mi upoznamo malo bolje

tomekk

29.03.2005 18:16:59
"Kąra li se te vi..."

cccc

12.04.2005 01:35:03
A(H)LO!!!!!! POTURICE!!!!!! MOZE LI OVO NA TURSKOM????? DA SU VAM DEDOVI KORISTILI KURTONE NE BI SE KOTILI TAKVI K....ENI KAO STO STE vi!!! A DA TI SE BABA NIJE "POTURALA" TURCIMA,NE BI NI TEBE BILO POTURICE!!!! p.s.jebe te zavrsetak prezimena .....vic!!??

cccc

12.04.2005 01:53:11
UPUSTVO ZA UPOTREBU KURTONA(ZA .ALIJE):NAJPRE PROVERITI DA LI POSEDUJETE ORGAN KOJI KORISTI KURTON(ZBOG VERSKO-HIGIJENSKO-TRADICIONALNIH OBICAJA,POSTOJI MOGUCNOST DA JE ODSTRANJEN(OBREZAN)CITAV ORGAN.AKO POSEDUJETE ODGOVARAJUCI ORGAN,PROVERITE DEKLARACIJU-AKO JE UVOZ IZ SRBIJE MORATE STAVITI KURTON NA GORNJU GLAVU JER BI VAM ZA DONJU BILI PREVELIKI. p.s.JEDINO TADA MOZETE DA BUETE NEKI K...C!!!

mamba

11.05.2005 07:09:29
VIC JE 10

Muslimanka

06.07.2005 01:43:37
De šta se ti srbin javljaš! Šta se mi mješamo?! Vi ste prvi počeli - sad platite Super vic!

...

16.03.2008 19:26:27
Najgluplji vic svih vremena

devastator

09.12.2010 07:17:08
svi ste vi dobro zasluzili to sto vam se desava i sto ce da vam se desi na kraju

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