Budućnost
Otišao Barak Obama kod nekog poznatog proroka:
- "Kaži mi, koliko ću dugo ja biti predsednik?"
Ovaj pogleda u karte ... pa kaže:
- "Ovde vidim da ćete i kroz 4 godine ponovo biti izabrani!"
- "Lepo, lepo ... A hoće li biti mira u svetu dok sam ja predsednik?"
Ovaj opet pogleda u karte:
- "Nažalost, ne! Vidim da će za 5 godina izbiti rat izmedju Rusije i Amerike!"
- "Hm ... a ko će da pobedi?"
- "Eee to već ne smem da Vam odgovorim!"
Vidi Obama da sa ovim likom mora lukavo, pa upita:
- "Dobro, a reci mi barem hoće li se posle toga proizvoditi COCA-COLA?"
- "Hoće, naravno?"
- "Aha. A koliko će da košta?"
A ovaj pogleda opet u karte pa odgovori:
- "Dvanaest rubalja."
Komentari:
zana
02.03.2009 23:05:18
ja vica nidje veze ..
Knjaz Mamlaz
03.03.2009 01:22:05
Ja v0lim da sisem jajca, k0 ce da mi ih da?
ahma
07.03.2009 16:09:00
niš ne razumem
rizla
08.03.2009 10:59:54
bas ti je glup vic
carter
09.03.2009 22:47:14
vic je glupp....svaka ti čast
cica
19.03.2009 02:49:32
za dv0jku je.
annimus
22.03.2009 19:45:30
ha,ha!!!vic je čista 5!!!
LAVICA
02.04.2009 21:36:02
NE RAZUMIJEM VIC NA P0ČETKU JE D0BAR ALI MISLIM DA JE RUBALJ NEČIJA VALUTA(M0ŽDA RUSKA?)
lily
29.04.2009 14:38:28
ne kužim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mem0rex
04.06.2009 16:35:11
...e 0v0 da ce k0mpletna amerika pripasti rusima za 5 g0dina (ukljuchujuci i c0ca-c0lu)
je zaista pravi naucn0 fantastichni crtac.
mv
09.11.2009 04:21:48
ne zaobilaze ameri ruse bez veze... svuda će oni svoj nos gurat, al u Gruziju ne diraju, jer bi se onda začarkali sa rusima...
a tolko tupavi nisu... znaju oni da rusi nisu normalni kad pop!zde...
GOTIWA
01.04.2010 13:58:31
Vic je najbolji do sada...U cijeloj zbirci viceva...jesu rublje valute rusa....i nije vic NIĐE VEZE.....pre pre pre predobar jee
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