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Sjeli na kafi Francuz, Britanac i Rus, bivsi regruti i sad pricaju kad im je bilo najbolje za vrijeme sluzenja vojnog roka. Kaze Francuz:
- "Joj, jednom nasa ceta u Tunisu zakupila hamam, 30 kurvi, i 2
kile shita, kako smo se ubili 3 dana nismo izlazili."
Kaze njemu Englez:
- "Ma nista to haveru, jednom mi u Irskoj zakupili pab, vojska donirala tonu pive, mi skontali speeda i koke sam bog zna
kolko, dernek trajo 6 dana, bilo je i mrtvih..."
Kad na to Rus:
- "Joj, jednom moja jedinica u Sibiru, brate minus 50, novembar, kad
ulazi porucnik, sav u ledenicama i kaze: Sergej Sergejevic ti si veceras na strazi... a ono ja nisam Sergej Sergejevic."

DJ_Prule
07.10.2002
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