Vozi se Haso pijan ko kamen i zaustavi ga policajac:
- "Gospodine, Vi smrdite na alkohol, da niste pijani?"
- "Pijan sam."
- "Pa ako ste pijani sto niste dali supruzi koja sjedi do vas da vozi?"
- "Ako sam pijan nisam i lud!"
Malo je prasnjav ovaj vic,ali jos uvek pali.
U dnevnoj je upotrebi na Balkanu,na zalost.
NAJPAMETNIJI
16.01.2005 08:54:55
malo preradjen al dobar....
omnimon
16.01.2005 10:14:58
nije los,moze i za ovaj 5
ninix
16.01.2005 11:41:50
ahahaahahaha!!!!Ovaj je jos bolji
Mantikor
16.01.2005 11:55:00
dobar
Jaa
16.01.2005 12:46:08
dobar.....
Sa^1a
16.01.2005 13:07:59
NIJE LOŠ!!
Mustafa
16.01.2005 20:42:45
Isti ja ja kad popijem vozim vozim vozim ma nek poginem nece me ova moja vozat navozala je ona mene, imal ko da mi malo da
Lich
17.01.2005 00:48:19
Dobar!!!!!!!!!
Pozdrav Saši koji je pohvalio prošla dva vica.Peace
Gigi
17.01.2005 05:24:52
Moze proc
zakolobamtamte
17.01.2005 12:16:06
hahah hahahaahajhebo te pravi smijesanhahahahah
Sa^1a
17.01.2005 22:04:56
HVALA LICH,BAR NEKO PAMETAN NA OVOM SAJTU,A I VICEVI SU TI DOBRI.TI SI NOVA NADA.TVOJ NICK ME PODSJEĆA NA NEKOG LIKA IZ NEKE IGRICE,ALI NE BI SADA O TOME....
Lich
17.01.2005 22:26:06
Nije to iz Warcrafta to je staro engleska rijech za smrt.
Kurteshi
18.01.2005 07:25:25
lich,nemo se uvlacis u s*pak tom bolesniku.
MORBID ANGEL
18.01.2005 11:30:18
Business of false doctrine
Nothing is impossible
Wonders of technology
We got plastic surgery
Organ trading is of use
Unavoidable the abuse
Need some lungs and need some hearts
Searching for new body parts
Body parts
Bodies damaged after a crash
Transplanting skin to your flesh
That's no minor injury
This is plastic surgery
Rich and infamous bastard
You got a chance to survive
Replacing your diseased parts
Recover and stay alive
Body parts
Life is what you wanna buy
Unknown victims have to die
New organs is what you need
Nothing justified the deed
Business of false doctrine
Everything is possible
Wonders of technology
Because we got plastic surgery
Ja
16.01.2005 00:18:13