Mujo i Haso stanovali u istoj zgradi. Jednog dana Mujo zovne policiju i kaze:
- "Molim vas to nema smisla. Haso me odozgo popiso, a cini mi se da on i nema neke papire za ovaj stan."
I odu policajci kod Hase i kazu mu:
- "Ma bolan Haso sta to radis, sto pisas po covjeku", i traze mu papire za stan.
A Haso izvadi po 100 maraka, dade policajcima i obeca da nece vise. Silaze policajci a Mujo ih pita sta je bilo. Kazu policajci:
- "E moj Mujo, kakve on papire ima da te posro ne bi mu nista mogli."
- "Molim vas to nema smisla. Haso me odozgo popiso, a cini mi se da on i nema neke papire za ovaj stan."
I odu policajci kod Hase i kazu mu:
- "Ma bolan Haso sta to radis, sto pisas po covjeku", i traze mu papire za stan.
A Haso izvadi po 100 maraka, dade policajcima i obeca da nece vise. Silaze policajci a Mujo ih pita sta je bilo. Kazu policajci:
- "E moj Mujo, kakve on papire ima da te posro ne bi mu nista mogli."
- "Druze Tito, ostalo nam je jos samo 15 sendvica!!!"
- "To daj ranjenicima, a mi cemo kod Gojka na janjetinu dok predjemo Neretvu", rece Tito.
- "To daj ranjenicima, a mi cemo kod Gojka na janjetinu dok predjemo Neretvu", rece Tito.
Znate da zivite u 21 vijeku ako greskom ukucate svoj pasvord na mikrovalnu pec.
Grafit na jednom zidu u Mostaru:
"Ako ima Boga sta ce na crkvi gromobran"....
Vode ljubav dvojica ciga-pedera. U neka doba jedan ce Cigo:
- Brate, ja bih sis'o
- pa, sisi,sisi....
- Brate, ja bih sis'o
- pa, sisi,sisi....
Zašto plavuša ne voli broj 11?
- Zato što ne zna koja se jedinica
prva piše.-
- Zato što ne zna koja se jedinica
prva piše.-
- Da li je jesti ljude zapravo vegetarijanski način prehrane?
- Zašto se žene tjeraju 12 puta na godinu, a ostale životinje samo jednom?
- Zašto ne počnemo živjeti noću i tako eliminiramo glavni uzrok nastanka raka kože?
- Zašto možemo povećati sise, ali ne i operirati uha ili oči da dobijemo supersluh ili supervid?
- Zašto se ljudi toliko boje svemiraca, kad smo i sami svemirci pošto živimo u svemiru?
- Zašto se žene tjeraju 12 puta na godinu, a ostale životinje samo jednom?
- Zašto ne počnemo živjeti noću i tako eliminiramo glavni uzrok nastanka raka kože?
- Zašto možemo povećati sise, ali ne i operirati uha ili oči da dobijemo supersluh ili supervid?
- Zašto se ljudi toliko boje svemiraca, kad smo i sami svemirci pošto živimo u svemiru?
A woman’s view, or is it true?
1) He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said ... You wear
pants don't you?
2) He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
3) He said . ... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
4) On a wall in a ladies room. .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it. .. . “I do not"
5) Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
6) Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
7) Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
8) Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
9) Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
10) Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
11) Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A. A widow.
12) Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
13) Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
14) Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
And she does!
1) He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said ... You wear
pants don't you?
2) He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
3) He said . ... What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
4) On a wall in a ladies room. .. . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it. .. . “I do not"
5) Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
6) Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
7) Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
8) Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
9) Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
10) Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
11) Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A. A widow.
12) Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
13) Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
14) Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
And she does!