Perica


Dosao Perica kod majke,koja u momentu cisti grasak,i pita je:
- "Jeli mama,a kako sam ja nastao?"
Majka malo razmisli i onako sva u poslu rece:
- "Pa vidis sine uzli smo tata i ja jedno zrno graska i stavili ga,jedno vece,ispred ulaznih vrata pod otirac, i kad smo se ujutru probudili ono ti ispod otiraca!"
- "Aha", rece Perica i ode maznuvsi jedno zrno graska.
I kad su svi zaspali ustade Perica ode do ulaznih vrata i pod otirac stavi zrno graska. Sutradan se, naravno Perica prvi probudio i otrcao do vrata. Podize otirac kad ono ispod bubasvaba. Na to ce Perica:
- "E pizda ti materina, sad bi te zgazio da ti nisam otac!"

Teske
19.11.2002
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