Slonovi


- Kako se slon penje na drvo?
- Sakrije se u lešnik, pa čeka da ga veverica ponese.

- Kako slon silazi sa drveta?
- Stane na list i čeka jesen.

- Kako se upucavaju plavi slonovi?
- Specijalnom puškom za plave slonove.

- Kako se upucavaju crveni slonovi?
- Uvrćeš mu surlu dok ne poplavi, pa ga središ specijalnom puškom za plave slonove.

- Po čemu se razlikuju slonovi i šljive?
- Po boji.

- Šta kaže Džejn kada vidi krdo slonova?
- Idu slonovi.

- Šta kaže Tarzan kada vidi krdo slonova?
- Idu šljive. (Tarzan je daltonista...!)

- Kako zovete slona koji drži mitraljez?
- Gospodine.

- Kako se slonovi kriju u dzungli?
- Ofarbaju testise u crveno i popnu se na višnju.

- Kako je Tarzan poginuo?
- Brao višnje.

- Ko je najbrži u dzungli?
- Majmun sa dve ubrane višnje.

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