Cak noris nema tatu.. Niko nije sme da mu je#e mamu

Cak Noris nejede med on zvace pcele!!

Cak Noris sere munja i prdi gromove..

Cak noris cedi oblake.. Zato se pojavljuje neka tecnost.. NEKI TO ZOVU KISA!!!

Cak Noris kada sece luk, neplace on nego luk!!

Chuck Norris je uspio ukrast novce Sanaderu.

Chuck Norris je ubo noz

Od Chuck Norrisa se može očekivati samo neočekivano!

chuck norris je vidio pi**u i ku**c na tv1000

-Ko je opasniji od Čak Norisa?
-Sundjer Bob, on rištilja i pod vodom!!!

Chuck Norris ima tri sina jedinca.

Chuck Norris je prešao Icy Tower.

Chuck Norris je jedini covek koji je podigao stolicu na kojoj sedi.

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Chuck Norris je abortirao svoju majku!

Chuck je streso struju i ugrizo dim za oči. .

Chuck noris je popio svu vodu iz cesme, na EKS.

Chuck Norris je oborio Boga iz vjeronauke....na godinu

Koji je kod na kreditnoj kartici Cak Norisa - Davincijev!

Cak Noris ima profil na teletextu.